Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories - they're all over the place!

[ebony_dawn]

So, like Avian Flu, another man made virus kills a few folk, infects a few more and it's a health emercency.
It appeared on 14th April and lo, there's a huge health emergency in the US when about 20 people get infected and none of them die, a few other folk from around the world have contracted it but seem to have only "mild symptoms". How does that remotely constitue an iminent pandemic? Freaking out the world for the flu. Why? Many thousands die from your common-or-garden flu all over the world every year.

The official reported death toll in Mexico is seemingly nothing compared to the actual death toll reported by hospital staff. Seems odd that it's killing loads in Mexico but elsewhere symptoms are mild.

So who is telling the truth?

Are people just being paranoid, throwing around these ideas or is there some sinister agenda behind it all? I've turned up all sorts of theories on the tinterweb.

Was it an accident where someone accidentally got themselves infected in a lab somewhere?
Was it manufactured and put out there in order to get the phamaceutical companies more money? After all it's well known that large pharmaceutical companies and world government have many people in common.
Was it manufactured to kill, incite panic and have people clamouring for vaccinations that will do them more harm than good.
Is it an exercise to pull people into order through fear?
Is it population control?
Is it a practice run for something worse yet to come, to see how well it works and how it is handled?
Was Avian Flu a practice run for this?
Is a bacon butty safe?!
What about chimichanga?!
Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? Is it a hat? Is it a sandwhich?

What do you think?


Also, a quick poll:

[Poll #1391776]

I'm really interested in what people think and what they would do. I've made the post public and the poll open to all.

Comments

[henwyn.livejournal.com]

I take echinacea to boost my immune system. It doesn't stop you getting bugs but it does seem to lessen the severity of a cold etc. I'd rather not subject my body to the chemicals etc in a vaccine.

[darkstones.livejournal.com]

The trouble with viruses is that they are constantly mutating. You get ones that are deadly, and you get ones that spread fast. If a deadly one picks up some fast spreading abilities, then we're in trouble.

There are a lot of things that have always lurked in rainforests & jungles and as these are cut back we come into contact with them - ebola is a classic example. If ebola ever mutates into something that spreads fast, we're pretty much screwed.

I think that's why everyone is so jittery when a new virus harmful to humans is identified. Depending on how it transmits itself, it could be beyond containment very rapidly.

If you wanted to be really cynical, you could view viruses as the planet's antibodies ridding it of troublesome humans.

[actionreplay.livejournal.com]

What is probably killing all those people in Mexico is either a concurrent MRSA-type outbreak at the hospital, or the effects of getting the flu on top of a life of dire poverty and deprivation and no access to medics.

Flu sucks, it keeps you unable to get up for a week at least, and that, if you're malnourished and immunosuppressed as a result, is bad news.

That, or if you get it direct from herding pigs, it's nasty, and it gets less nasty when passed on between humans...

[krfsm.livejournal.com]

They think they've found Patient Zero (ie the guy who got it from the pigs); he's a Mexican five-year old kid who lives near a pig farm.

As for conspiracy theories, I am sceptical.

[skx.livejournal.com]

In what way is this flu man-made?

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to get the normal flu vaccine due to my asthma but I've never bothered. I can't see me getting off my arse and getting the swine flu one. If someone actively 'encouraged' me to get it I probably would.

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

Why would it be a conspiracy? There are lots of nasty bugs out there that could do damage, it just needs the right circumstances. Think what happens to someone when their immune system is compromised. We're damn lucky in this country to be well nourished, have clean water and access to good healthcare.

It often gives me pause, that the most important factor that has helped humans live longer is not improvements in medical technology, it's basic hygiene. And basic hygiene can help a lot with avoiding this too.